Wednesday, January 29, 2014

13 Weeks 2 Days

13w2d Gestational Age
11w2d Fetal Age


HEY. GUESS WHAT.

I FELT IT MOVE.

LIKE FOR REAL NOT JUST LIKE I HAD TO FART OR SOMETHING.

YESTERDAY.

Here have a cervix

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

13 Weeks 1 Day

13w1d Gestational Age
11w1d Fetal Age

Ruderus is pushing itself into a normal ish position I think. My bladder is pushed uncomfortably forward and my cervix feels like it's trying to prolapse (I don't think it's a real prolapse) which should mean that my uterus is trying to antevert. Maybe in a few days it will have completely fallen forward and be where it is supposed to be? I'm sure my intestines and bladder would be happy about that.

I'm also feeling twisty ligament twinges of pain, which is pretty good for my hopes.


13 Weeks 0 Days

13w0d Gestational Age
11w0d Fetal Age

A friend told me that her pendulums both told her that I was having triplet girls. I informed her if 3 babies fall out of me at once I'm driectly blaming her.

 Cervix is goopy and soft looking. Lots of leukorreha.

13 Weeks!

13w0d Completed
14th Week of Pregnancy

Fundal Height: Uterus is lazy and remains retroverted. When I lay down I can feel the fundus just at the pubic bone as last week but when I check vaginally I can feel the uterus filling out the pubic bone and the cervix is crammed up under my pelvic bone. Looks like this:
Probably to the first dotted line. Idk. I'm guessing.

Fetal Heart Tone: Not detectable on fetoscope. Will attempt a few times next week. As uterus is anterior it might not be      
Heard until much later.

Fetal Position: All over the place, I think.

Symptoms noted in the past week:

Increased Sense of Smell
Exhaustion (letting up slightly)
Nausea (at night mostly vomiting)
Irritability
Breast changes
Terrible migrane

Belly!


Last week: Sometime last week I transitioned over to the second trimester. Yay! Fetus head grew to about 1/3 the size of the body (or, rather, the body grew to fit the head). It's placenta is mostly controlling nutrient and growth and works to grow and keep up with its fetusy-self. It has vocal cords and started teeth production and stuff. Weeee.

This week: Fetus will grow to like 4-5 inches or so this week. It will have distinct genitalia (not visible usually on most ultrasound) and it's working on expressions (eee). It's kidneys are functional and producing urea. 

12 Weeks 6 Days

12w6d Gestational Age
10w6d Fetal Age

Yesterday and today I have had a horrible migrane. It's actually so bad that I have been puking from them. And shaking. No temperature so it's just me suffering.


12 Weeks 5 Days

12w5d Gestational Age
10w5d Fetal Age

You know, if it wasn't for this blog I would have no idea how far along I am.


I think this is the right picture, I have 4 waiting to be posted. >.<

Friday, January 24, 2014

12 Weeks 4 Days

12w4d Gestational Age
10w4d Fetal Age 

Considered taking a prenatal today. Abruptly stopped considering taking a prenatal today when the thought made me quite sick.


My uterus feels like it's trying to roll over. The majority of it is sitting on my sacrum and coccyx and my cervix has folded in on itself.

The posterior portion of my uterus was really firm so I think someone was hanging out there.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

HOW TO USE A SPECULUM WITHOUT MAIMING YOUR UTERUS

So

I saw this blog posted in a group I'm a part of on Facebook.

*hyperventilate*


Reasonable comment made about my poor cervix and how unhappy it must be with my daily speculation.

VALID POINT. Let me describe in badly done pictures how I do that.


This is my atrocious rendering of the parts of the female reproductive system that are important to this explanation. I have labeled various parts because I'm pretty sure you can't tell. 

(Just a side note: the outer female reproductive organs and openings and such are collectively known as the VULVA. Not the vagina. The vagina is the inside tube-y thing. PLEASE STOP CALLING VULVAS VAGINAS BECAUSE IT DRIVES ME CRAZY PLEASE.)

The problem with speculum use repeatedly is that lots of times when one is inserted it is pushed all the way in like this. Usually it settles in the space under the cervix and lots of times it gets jammed into the cervix.

Then, as you can see, when it's opened it scrapes the cervix and can be painful and annoying. Doing that every day would be super hard on your cervix.

SO THIS IS HOW TO BE NICE TO YOUR UTERUS.

 First, generally you will find the cervix about 2-4 inches back. ALWAYS. CHECK LOCATION FIRST. 


Position the speculum with the bills closed.


Insert speculum in about 1/2 way to the cervix. You need to get past the pubic bone or this ordeal is painful.


Open the bills like an inch. Maybe an inch and a half depending on how fat your cervix is.

 Push the speculum back toward the cervix so the bills are above and below the cervix. I usually stick my finger in there and guide at this point but that was hard to show in pictures.

 
Open to desired... Uh... Open ness and lock the mechanism into place.

It is often better to see and you get a clearer view if you don't place the speculum into the vagina fully and only open it to the first lock. Some people need a wider opening and that's cool but more open isn't necessarily better.


And that's really all. I PROMISE MY CERVIX STILL LIKES ME.

12 Weeks 3 Days

12w3d Gestational Age
10w3d Fetal Age

Cervix is tilted funny. I wonder if the inhabitant is hanging out on that side more. Hmmm.


12 Weeks 2 Days

12w2d Gestational Age
10w2d Fetal Age

The longer this blog continues the lazier I get.


Tuesday, January 21, 2014

12 Weeks 1 Day

12w1d Gestational Age
10w1d Fetal Age


You know what isn't fair? I'm finally able to eat, right, and eating only serves to make me hungrier. 


12 Weeks 0 Days

12w0d Gestational Age
10w0d Fetal Age

Cervix is closed and super soft at the center.

16 Weeks!

16w 0d completed

17th week of pregnancy


4 Months Pregnant
5th Month of Pregnancy

Weight: 125.4lbs

Blood Pressure: 106/53

Resting Heart Rate: 93bpm

Fundal Height: 19-22cm depending on the day
Look. This was this morning
My first finger indicates fundal height. Do understand I had to pee and it's usually at or a little above ish my belly button... Like this, which I think was two days ago.


Fetal Heart Tone: 156bpm (found on fetoscope for like 1/2 a second. 

Fetal Position: Not applicable.

Symptoms noted in the past month
Nipple Tenderness and Breast size changes
Nausea
Food Aversion
Exhaustion
Migraine 

Belly!


Less bloat.

Developmental growth:
Fetus is 4.5 inches long (approximately). It has lanugo (the soft hair covering). It's legs and arms are lengthening so they look more people-proportioned and it moves around and stuff.

This week: Fetus will grow to about 4.75 inches long. Fat deposits will start to form , setting the stage for metabolic regulation.



Sunday, January 19, 2014

11 Weeks 6 Days

11w6d Gestational Age
9w6d Fetal Age

Pills are not friendly

 My cervix looks kind of like it's running away.

11 Weeks 5 Days

11w5d Gestational Age
9w5d Fetal Age

I can't take my pills anymore, they make me super sick.


Cervix looks squished

11 Weeks 4 Days

11w4d Gestational Age
9w4d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal

Uterus can be felt above the pubic bone now when lying down. Still weirdly positioned.

I now feel cold and have constant chills, so I'm hoping it means positive things.

11 Weeks 3 Days

11w3d Gestational Age
9w3d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal


Nothing much has changed. During the day I inflate and deflate like some sort of demon balloon. Pfeh.

11 Weeks 2 Days

11w2d Geststional Age
9w2d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal


Center is, as you can see, very closed.
I think my uterus is stating to tilt more forward I think. I think.

11 Weeks 1 Day

11w1d Gestational Age
9w1d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal

Cervix is very soft at the center.

11 Weeks 0 Days

11w0d Gestational Age
9w0d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal

Cervix is kind of soft and producing lots of leukorreha (pregnancy discharge). I have not updated because I am lazy.

 
Uterus has not tilted to the front yet which bugs me because I don't want it to get trapped and restrict growth. But whatever.

11 Weeks!

11w0d Completed
12th week of pregnancy

Fundal Height: When lying down uterus is  about pubic bone height.

Fetal Heart Tone: Not detectable on fetoscope.

Fetal Position: Who even knows.

Symptoms noted in the past week:

Increased Sense of Smell
Exhaustion (SEVERE)
Nausea 
Irritability
Breast changes
(So, nothing new)

Belly!
 This is on one of my deflated days. Some days I'm blown up like crazy.

Last week: the human seed has a 1:1 head to body ratio and made some teeth and you can see veins and stuff. I forget.

This week: last week of the second trimester! Cartilidge is turning into solid bone and reproductive organs are forming.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

10 Weeks 6 Days

10w6d Gestational Age
8w6d Fetal Age

Taking: 5MTHF
Prenatal

Got cervix at a really good angle.

I have been having excruciating upper abdominal pain all day. I'm getting sick. >:0 My oldest had a 4 day fever-filled cold and now my youngest is in the middle of it. I know I'm next. 

School starts tomorrow. I'm hoping I can at least make it to Thursday afternoon before really needing to rest. Sigh.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

10 Weeks 5 Days

10w5d Gestational Age
8w5d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal

Godness, I'm so tired. Previously gestated spawn are taking turns being sick so I'm about to collapse unceremoniously on the ground and lay there.

On another, maybe happier note, I have officially expanded my way out of my regular clothes and must resign myself to maternity. My shirts keep riding up and my pants are unbuttoned. Just in time... School starts again the day I hit 11 weeks. 


10 Weeks 4 Days

10w4d Gestational Age
8w4d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal

Was able to sleep without feeling like a furnace. Maybe the placenta has taken over the secretion of progesterone.


10 Weeks 3 Days

10w3d Gestational Age
8w3d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal


10 Weeks 2 Days

10w2d Gestational Age
8w2d Fetal Age

Taking: Prenatal

Cervix is softer and white creamy fluid is coming from the os.


Tuesday, January 7, 2014

10 Weeks 1 Day

10w1d Gestational Age
8w1d Fetal Age

Taking: Nothing. Can't wait to go home.

Cervix is purpley.
 It's decided it would like to be soft.

Monday, January 6, 2014

10 Weeks 0 Days

10w0d Gestational Age
8w0d Fetal Age

Taking: Nothing, Ice storm

Cervix is mushy, posterior portion of the uterus also feels mushy. Uterus is still slightly oblong so I think the fetus must be side lying.


10 Weeks!

10w 0d completed
11th week of pregnancy

Fundal Height: No uterus mashing and outlining done this week.

Fetal Heart Tone: Not detectable on fetoscope.

Fetal Position: Given the oblong shape of my uterus I'm willing to bet its transverse. Uterus is misshapen a bit on my right.

Symptoms noted in the past week:

Increased Sense of Smell
Exhaustion (SEVERE)
Nausea 
Irritability
Breast changes

Belly: 
Since I can't get home I'll just take a pic in non maternity. I feel like im going to need that maternity shirt soon. :/

Belly has changed shape.

Fetal development!
Last week: now the size of a kumquat, 
heart will nearly complete development and the brain will take over it's beating. Eyes are moving to the front and ears are gaining actual shape and don't look like holes anymore. Webbing between the fingers will nearly disappear and most major organs will have formed.

This week: embryo is now a fetus! This week head to body ratio will be abut 1:1. The placenta Is finishing forming while the body straightens out. Eyes will finish moving to the front. Yay fetus.

9 Weeks 6 Days

9w6d Gestational Age
7w6d Embryo Age

Taking: Nothing

9w6d Gestational Age
7w6d Embryo Age

Taking: nothing


Cervix is all mashy and weird shaped. It's not happy.

9 Weeks 5 Days

9w5d Gestational Age
7w5d Embryo Age

Taking: Nothing

More lazy and exhaustion.

9 Weeks 4 Days

9w4d Gestational Age
7w4d Embryo Age

Taking: Nothing

Haven't updated because I'm a lazy person.


Cervix has softened and there is a ton of cervical fluid.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

9 Weeks 3 Days

9w3d Gestational Age
7w3d Embryo Age

Talking: nothing

I am in the final embryonic stages-- when I hit 10w embryo will officially be a fetus. Don't believe those apps that say 8w begins the fetal period-- it's 10. The baby is 8w old when this happens but you are 10w pregnant.

We are at Carnegie stage 21 and embryo  can now move! Eeee~~~~


9 Weeks 2 Days

9w2d Gestational Age
7w2d Embryo Age

Taking: Somewhere else for the New Year and forgot all my pills.


9 Weeks 1 Day

9w1d Gestational Age
7w1d Embryo Age

Taking: Prenatal
5MTHF

Cervix is soft.